Collected for your reading pleasure on these pages are the works of two great scholars, Dr. Lewis Testiclecramp and Col. Preston Applesauce. No one is quite sure how long they have both been working on these masterpieces, but what we do know for sure is that we are thankful as Indians were, before the Pilgrims killed them, that they have and they continue to produce such high quality poetry that it makes Walt Whitman look like a fag.

Not only is the entire collection of poems from these two heroes here for you but we have also taken the time to review them and share our thoughts on this art. Please feel free to use our reviews and start a heated poetry debate with your closest friends.

"Take off your pants and read this book!"

"Poetry so good you will actually contemplate eating your own shit."

"Finally a book the anti-smart and pro-stupid can enjoy and pretend to read to their illiterate, illegitimate bastard children."

A Book Not About Poetry
Do you like lunatics, sex scandals, ghost trains, talking ravens and waitresses? And have you been waiting for someone to put all of these things together and do so in print form? Wait no longer. Your wishes have been answered.

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